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Hi There, Ancestors,

To farm or not to farm. You guys made the right choice!

Sincerely, Glad you chose farming
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Hi There, Indian Trains,

Why do you complain of low fares hampering your running, my friend? At least they have not grounded you like me.

Sincerely, Indian Airplanes
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Hi There, Government,

Don't know what's going on between you and your General but I am suddenly feeling unsafe.

Sincerely, Mother India
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Hi There, God,

Forgive them for they know not what they do, as they keep mistaking me for you.

Sincerely, Sachin
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Hi There, God,

Please give me the strength to catch the 'Red Dot'.

Sincerely, Cat
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Hi There, Everyone,

It's my 80th Birthday today. If you don't know who I am, give yourself 400 blows.

Sincerely, Francois Truffaut
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Hi There, Backstreet Boys and Boyzone,

I listened to all your songs, very carefully and sincerely. But I still don't have a girlfriend. Dammit, I feel cheated.

Sincerely, Like really, really cheated
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Hi There, Shirish Kunder,

That wasn't a slap, bro. That was your ticket for 15 minutes of fame.

Sincerely, SRK
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Hi There, Rafa,

Thank You.

Sincerely, The Game of Tennis
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Hi There, Privacy Policy writers,

How does it feel to be the only reader of your marvellous works?

Sincerely, Internet users everywhere
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Hi There, Australian Open,

Thanks for making sure that I don't cry in a Grand Slam Final this time around. Much appreciated.

Sincerely, Roger
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Hi There, Jaipur Literature Festival,

Chetan Bhagat, Suhel Seth, Oprah Winfrey. All you needed was KRK and Veena Malik, and it could have been a truly 5-star event.

Sincerely, 3-star ain't so bad.
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Hi There, Internet Wiseguys,

The next time you try to insult someone's intelligence on the Internet, please make sure that your argument is not full of typos.

Sincerely, Kinda defeats the purpose
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Hi There, Lonesome Nerds,

Changing the desktop wallpaper everyday is not going to make your life any better; going outside just might.

Sincerely, 1280x800, nice!
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Hi There, BCCI,

About time you rename the series to Border-Rohan Gavaskar Trophy.

Sincerely, Such a joke.
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